Don’t we love patterns? This is, after all, one of the purpose of ecology as a science: to describe and document what it is, exactly, that species and individuals and communities and ecosystem do. And in order to do so, we look at them, and transcribe what we see. And so if you happen to find a pattern, this is noteworthy ecology that should be published, whereas the lack of a pattern means the opposite. And now, please, this madness has to stop.